date: 09.20.2002
entitled: "Bacteria Circus"

YOU ARE INVITED!!

Come enjoy the circus of bacteria, which have decided to pitch their big top tent on the soft, tender walls of Katie�s Urinary Tract. Come jeer at the bacteria freaks, laugh and throw rotten fruit at the bacteria clowns, watch in amazement as the bacteria trapeze artists tumble through the sky, while secretly hoping they will plunge to their deaths. But rest assured, this circus contains no large animals, nor small ones for that matter, as there is no need - it already feels as if there are enough animals trying to claw their ways out of my bladder - Bring a lover or bring a friend, and stuff bacteria-laden cotton candy into your necks, while viewing the spectacular fire works display. At the end of the show, we will provide free transportation home. Yes, that�s right! Just stand outside the gi-normous tent, and the Cranberry Juice Tidal Wave Shuttle Service will drop you off at home, the toilette. Act fast, for this circus will move on. Once the Levaquin Tablet Police catch wind of our little illegal operation, we must move on.

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